As a
journalist, there are certain topics you simply avoid from time to
time. Some of them are simple, like the difference between the words
“effect” and “affect,” which still gives me fits as a
professional writer. Others are more volatile, such as the powder
kegs known as religion and politics.
Unfortunately,
the ostrich method — simply sticking your head in the sand so you
don't have to deal with the issue — does little to help things,
and, by most standards, just makes them worse.
So, in the
interest of self-help, I've decided to write an entire series of
columns on topics most of us have absolutely no desire to tackle
because of their volatility or “ick” factor. Think of it like
Mike Rowe's television show “Dirty Jobs,” but instead of wading
through sewage or getting kicked by a muddy, angry mule, we'll be
discussing today's “dirty” topics.
In trying to
decide what would be my second topic in this series — the first was
on racism and stereotypes — I asked my friends and family for their
input. However, I didn't ask them what I should cover, I asked them
what I shouldn't write about. And, just as I suspected, the
frontrunner was unanimous: religion.
Now, relax.
I'm not about to rifle off into massive diatribes denouncing people's
faiths — or even their lack of faith — in this column. As we all
know, there are enough religions and denominations of religions to
choke a horse, and, not surprisingly, each is convinced they have the
right ideas about God and the afterlife.
And while
theories — ranging from the Church of Euthanasia's belief we need a
better balance between humans and the other creatures of the Earth to
the Nation of Yahweh's belief black people are the “true Jews” —
are as different as the people who follow them, there is one
universal truth: In today's world, religion is big business.
However,
this really isn't a news flash. In fact, it's been going on since the
days of the Egyptian pharaohs, with Roman emperor Constantine giving
it legal validity around 313 A.D. with his edict of Toleration, which
gave Christianity parity with pagan religions and, eventually, saw
the Catholic church become wealthy through pagan decrees, tax
exemptions and immunity from military service.
The trend
continued in the sixth century with Pope Gregory the Great (590-604
A.D.). who was the greatest slave and landowner in the world. He
announced the "end of the world," at which time slave
owners were told to turn their money and property over to the Church.
I wonder how many churchgoers kicked themselves for going along with
that one?
And while it
may seem like I'm picking on the Catholic church at this point, I
promise you that is not my intention. Simply speaking, the Catholic
church was one of the few churches to maintain historic records that
can still be validated today, making it the most verifiable.
Of course,
we've all seen at least one minister, pastor, reverend or preacher
drive down the street in their Cadillac, on the way back to their
mansion-esque home with the in-ground swimming pool and acres of
rolling, well-manicured lawns. Not so long ago it was the Jim and
Tammy Bakkers of the world, jetting from one resort to the next under
the guise of doing God's work.
Today,
however, the wolves have learned to keep their personal spending
habits under better wraps. And while being less blatant about it may
help their image, it does nothing to help change the feeling among
many people that religion is more about the offering plate than
ministering to the weak and infirm.
I recently
read a report that studied the growth of religious beliefs tracked by
census information in countries like Norway, Switzerland and other
countries in Northern Europe. Unlike the U.S., these countries gather
information on religious affiliation as part of their counts.
The latest
trend identified by those studies might be somewhat frightening for
the less-than-holy religious leaders of the world. The number of
people without a religious affiliation is steadily growing, leading
many scientists to predict the whole thing will eventually follow the
“majority effect,” which states people will tend to follow the
majority on these types of issues.
Now, on one
hand I can certainly understand why we would see this type of trend.
I mean, how many times can someone say the world is ending —
several such “dates” were extolled by the Seventh Day Adventists
since its inception in 1844 — before people begin to look at you
funny. Let's not forget the Heaven's Gate cult, whose leaders
convinced 38 followers to commit suicide so their souls could take a
ride on a spaceship they believed was hiding behind a comet carrying
Jesus.
Seriously...
Google it if you don't believe me.
As the
world's knowledge of these bilkers and scam artists increases,
skepticism grows, gains strength and could eventually wipe religion
from the face of the Earth. And while this thought may make most
atheists grin from ear to ear, do you honestly think the world would
be a “better” place without the ethical and moral guidance of
most religions?
I seriously
doubt it.
So, Thomas,
what can we do to help right these wrongs? OK, so no one is going to
actually ask that question, and if they do it certainly won't be
addressed to me. However, I'm going to chip in my two cents.
First and
foremost, we have to start holding our clergymen to a higher
standard, which includes demanding fiscal transparency. Knowing how
much money you have and what you're spending it on is the first step
to getting things back on the right foot, which, in this case, is
making sure the money and resources are going to actually helping
people, and not to fancy cars or swanky homes and hotel rooms.
There are a
lot of small churches in our community that will continually do more
good for those in need than the larger, wealthier churches. Maybe
it's because those smaller churches are closer to their blue-collar
roots. Maybe it's simply a matter of temptation, and, if given the
chance, they would be just as gluttonous as the big boys if they had
the chance. Take your pick.
In the end,
however, I hope you'll understand I'm not denouncing religion,
regardless of how quirky or weird — Raëlism is the religious,
naturalist belief system promoted by the Raëlian Movement, an
atheist UFO religion founded in 1970s — it may sound. However, I
think it's high time we hold our religious leaders responsible for
how resources and funds are doled out.
For example,
the Catholic church's Vatican is believed to hold assets in excess of
$10 billion. According to SmartMoney magazine, religious funds now
control more than $27 billion in assets, up from $10 billion in the
late 1990s, making it one of the hottest sectors in the broader
category of socially responsible funds.
Then again,
I might just be ticked that a preacher borrowed my denim jacket
nearly 20 years ago and still hasn't returned it. The world may never
know.
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